Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
