btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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