whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize