why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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