No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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