i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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