what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
