My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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