Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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