you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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