I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
