I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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