Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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