Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
We just shotgunned beers for America
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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