She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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