I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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