No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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