is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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