Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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