This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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