Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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