what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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