Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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