Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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