whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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