Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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