dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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