Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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