Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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