it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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