Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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