found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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