Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
