Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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