Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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