it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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