So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Randomize
