If i come over, it means nothing
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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