Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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