Do you still have your period?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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