No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I think my moral compass just broke
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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