We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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