im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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