dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Randomize
