Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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