You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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You surviving the open bar?
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As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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