Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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