i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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