is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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