If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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