What did we do last night that was yellow?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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