Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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