Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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