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She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
accomplished twins. life is a go
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
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