You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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