My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Randomize
