Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Someone came in the potted fern
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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